I'm having entirely too much fun editing the look of this newfangled blog thing. I'm worried I'll never get around to actually posting something.

SO I'M DOING IT NOW

shit shit shit

I don't know what to talk about

quick, brain, think of somethI HAVE IT

I was at Borders today carrying a stack of books I was considering purchasing, as I am wont to do. I wandered over to the religion section and stood in deep contemplation when a middle-aged woman standing next to me turned and said, "I'm looking for a book called [X.] Where can I find that at?"

I just stared blankly at her for half a second and said "I don't actually work here."

Laughter ensues.



god damnit that story SUCKED i need to think of something better to post

I think I have a math test tomorrow. Shit.